Cavan to Enter Level 6 Lockdown for the Foreseeable Future | Turbine
Following on from a meeting this afternoon, the government has made the decision to place Cavan under the newly constructed Level 6 restrictions.
Anti-Vaxxer Disappointed with Overwhelming Support from Community | Turbine
Since the start of the pandemic, Gerry has maintained that under no circumstances will he allow himself to be poisoned by the COVID-19 vaccine. Gerry, a graduate of the Facebook…
A Look Inside HortSoc’s Opium Garden | Turbine
Posing as journalists from VICE, we were given an exclusive tour of the two acre opium garden
Campus Subway Awarded Third Michelin Star | Turbine
The Belfield campus Subway has recently been awarded three Michelin Stars following renowned Chef Gordon Ramsay’s visit to the Campus in December. As part of a clandestine world tour, he…
James Joyce Receives James Joyce Award | Turbine
I STATELY, PLUMP ANDREW DEEKS CAME FROM the stairhead, bearing a laptop on which a camera lay flashing. He held the laptop aloft and intoned: -Remoto cognito semper Halted, he…
/r/WallStreetBets “More informative than any economics elective” | Turbine
Last week, GameStop’s stock price surged after a group of masterminds from the intellectuals-only site “reddit” engaged in the act of “purchasing” the stock. Because so many people bought GameStop…
Leo Varadkar Cancels Snow Day | Turbine
Once a staple of school life every February, “snow days” have officially been cancelled. In an effort to curb the spread of COVID-19, Leo Varadkar has given strict but clear…
Student Horoscopes by Manét | Turbine
How is your semester going? Is week three giving you bad vibes, ma chérie? Don’t worry, just blame it on Aquarius season! Aries Oh mon Dieu, how are the anger…
Deeks and Anderson’s No Disadvantage Pantomime Review | Turbine
UCD and UCDSU came together during a difficult point in their relationship to create a pantomime. The relationship is in rocky waters at the moment as the SU believes that…
Campus UFO Sightings Down 98% last trimester | Turbine
UFO sightings on campus have hit a new low! A report from the UCD statistics office has confirmed that the number of sightings on the Belfield campus during the 2020…
“Powerwash Newman” Petition hits 30,000 Signatures | Turbine
An online petition urging campus administration to “powerwash the Newman building or demolish it” has hit 30,000 signatures, increasing pressure for action. The petition was created by a final-year engineering…