New UO Election Poll Reveals Editors’ Inability to Use Canva
In a groundbreaking attempt to combine visual chaos with statistical irrelevance, the University Observer has released a “poll” of this
The Independent Takeover: A New Dawn in the Dáil
As the latest iteration of the Dáil convened, many of those who placed their faith in independent candidates were eagerly
UCD Estates Accidentally Open Portal to Hell During Exam Venue Setup
In what can only be described as a surprising turn of events, UCD Estates has inadvertently created an endless, infernal
Silent Night, Estate’s Delight: UCD Cancels Christmas Cheer
Fearing that their recent email didn’t scare enough students into suppressing their remaining bliss, UCD Estate Services announced plans today
The Great Ó Broin-Off: Dublin Mid-West’s Election Head-Scratcher
Dublin Mid-West finds itself at the centre of the political universe this election season, as not one but two Eoin
UCD Call for the CAO to be Replaced by a Lottery Modelled off the Vietnam War Draft
As incoming stage 1 undergraduates will be well aware, the Leaving Certificate is brutal. It is an archaic system that
Government to Deploy Mirrors in Dublin to Fake Increased Garda Presence
Over the last year, the public perception of safety in Dublin has drastically deteriorated, with many residents now believing that
UCD proposes ‘Book of Navan’ to compete with Trinity’s tourism boom
The Book of Kells is an Irish tourism staple, and over one million people flock to Trinity College to see
The 39A Recipe: Full Student Meal, Packed with Alcohol and Noise
Prep time: 15 minutes at the bus stop (If it shows up) Cook time: Between 40 minutes and 2 hours
Turbine Investigation Team (TIT) Exclusive: The Day in the Life of a Government Advisor
Our chief investigator here at the Turbine Investigation Team (Or Top TIT as he’s most commonly known) recently got the
Bronze Statue Outside Sutherland Insists ‘It’s just the cold weather.’
Recently, The Turbine was able to catch up with everyone’s favourite nude, bronze statue to touch upon the changing seasons
The Turbine’s Astrology Forecast!
Do you live in constant fear of your own ability to make decisions for yourself? Are you otherwise fairly sensible