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New UO Election Poll Reveals Editors’ Inability to Use Canva

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025 By Editor

In a groundbreaking attempt to combine visual chaos with statistical irrelevance, the University Observer has released a “poll” of this

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The Independent Takeover: A New Dawn in the Dáil

January 21, 2025March 11, 2025 By Editor

As the latest iteration of the Dáil convened, many of those who placed their faith in independent candidates were eagerly

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UCD Estates Accidentally Open Portal to Hell During Exam Venue Setup

December 13, 2024March 6, 2025 By Editor

In what can only be described as a surprising turn of events, UCD Estates has inadvertently created an endless, infernal

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Silent Night, Estate’s Delight: UCD Cancels Christmas Cheer

November 28, 2024March 9, 2025 By Editor

Fearing that their recent email didn’t scare enough students into suppressing their remaining bliss, UCD Estate Services announced plans today

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The Great Ó Broin-Off: Dublin Mid-West’s Election Head-Scratcher

November 24, 2024March 6, 2025 By Editor

Dublin Mid-West finds itself at the centre of the political universe this election season, as not one but two Eoin

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UCD Call for the CAO to be Replaced by a Lottery Modelled off the Vietnam War Draft

September 17, 2024March 9, 2025 By Editor

As incoming stage 1 undergraduates will be well aware, the Leaving Certificate is brutal. It is an archaic system that

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Government to Deploy Mirrors in Dublin to Fake Increased Garda Presence

September 17, 2024March 9, 2025 By Editor

Over the last year, the public perception of safety in Dublin has drastically deteriorated, with many residents now believing that

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UCD proposes ‘Book of Navan’ to compete with Trinity’s tourism boom

February 8, 2024February 8, 2024 By Jack Nolnod - Turbine Editor

The Book of Kells is an Irish tourism staple, and over one million people flock to Trinity College to see

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The 39A Recipe: Full Student Meal, Packed with Alcohol and Noise

February 8, 2024February 8, 2024 By Dugh Hooley

Prep time: 15 minutes at the bus stop (If it shows up) Cook time: Between 40 minutes and 2 hours

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Turbine Investigation Team (TIT) Exclusive: The Day in the Life of a Government Advisor

January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 By Editor

Our chief investigator here at the Turbine Investigation Team (Or Top TIT as he’s most commonly known) recently got the

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Bronze Statue Outside Sutherland Insists ‘It’s just the cold weather.’

January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 By Editor

Recently, The Turbine was able to catch up with everyone’s favourite nude, bronze statue to touch upon the changing seasons

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The Turbine’s Astrology Forecast!

January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 By Editor

Do you live in constant fear of your own ability to make decisions for yourself? Are you otherwise fairly sensible

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