Apathetic voters launch USI-DGAF Campaign | Turbine
Apathetic voters in the upcoming referendum on UCDSU’s membership of USI have launched their very own campaign, USI-Don’t Give A Fuck! The inaugural USI-DGAF Campaign is being run by Engineering…
Leech 22: New Epidemic Sweeps Belfield
Researchers at UCD Medical School fear that this seasonal disease has been lying undetected for years and could have detrimental effects on students across the university. ‘Leeching’ mainly affects the…
Myth Busted? Is the Eiffel Tower hidden on campus? | Beagán As Fócas
We at the investigative wing of the Bollege Bribune have spent many many minutes investigating UCD’s most invigorating rumour… is Deeks hiding the Eiffel Tower somewhere on campus? After pictures…
Cahill becomes UCD President | Deeks wins race for UCDSU President | Turbine
After the sweeping reforms announced by Higher Education Minister Simon Harris at the beginning of the year, the now former University College Dublin President Andrew Deeks has been replaced by…
Grilling Reopen Nominations | A Turbine Special Interview
The Turbine spoke to ReOpen Nominations (RON), a candidate running in every race in the UCDSU Executive Elections. RON has contested every election in the history of UCDSU so claims…
Lockdown Counter-Protest over Zoom Just People Guessing What Might Be Going On | Turbine
“Absolutely disgraceful,” one woman said, not referring to anything specific about the protest. There were nods of agreement. Last Friday at 2pm, a group of counter-protesters gathered on a zoom…
Anti-Vaxxer Disappointed with Overwhelming Support from Community | Turbine
Since the start of the pandemic, Gerry has maintained that under no circumstances will he allow himself to be poisoned by the COVID-19 vaccine. Gerry, a graduate of the Facebook…
A Look Inside HortSoc’s Opium Garden | Turbine
Posing as journalists from VICE, we were given an exclusive tour of the two acre opium garden
Student Horoscopes by Manét | Turbine
How is your semester going? Is week three giving you bad vibes, ma chérie? Don’t worry, just blame it on Aquarius season! Aries Oh mon Dieu, how are the anger…
“Powerwash Newman” Petition hits 30,000 Signatures | Turbine
An online petition urging campus administration to “powerwash the Newman building or demolish it” has hit 30,000 signatures, increasing pressure for action. The petition was created by a final-year engineering…
Ceannlíne as Gaeilge | An Tuirbín
Dia duit, seo alt atá scríofa go hiomlán in Éirinnis. Léigh tríd an alt agus gheobhaidh tú amach go bhfuil gach rud chomh gaeilge agus nach bhfuil aon rud scríofa…
Reasons to Like Online College | TURBINE
Reason 1 Reason 2 Reason 3 Reason 4 Reason 5 Dugh Hooley – Snooze Editor