Idiot Student Writes Essay during “Reading” Week | TURBINE
An Irish student has been widely criticised following his decision to “work on an essay” during reading week. The student, who cannot be named or identified for legal reasons, has…
Belfield Residents Urged to Remain Indoors Following the Suspension of Domestic Rugby | TURBINE
The decision made this week by the IRFU has resulted in upheaval and boisterous protests organised by local players and supporters across the Dublin Four and wider Leinster area. The…
Irish QAnon Supporters Bemoan Lack of Missing Children in Ireland | TURBINE
QAnon supporters in Ireland have recently stated their disappointment of there not being enough officially missing children in Ireland to substantiate their claim that thousands of children are kidnapped every…
Minister for Higher Education to Graduate from Higher Education within next 3 years | TURBINE
Simon Harris, Fine Gael TD from Wicklow and current Minister for Further and Higher Education, Research, Innovation and Science, has announced he will be taking night classes in Journalism with…
Virtual Careers Fairs 2020/21: Arts & Humanities Students Deemed too Unemployable to Attend | TURBINE
Arts and Humanities students have expressed discontent and concerns for equality after being exiled from upcoming UCD careers events, directed toward the more traditionally employable disciplines such as law, business…
Libro Cop: COVID-19’s Forgotten Hero | TURBINE
In March 2020, Libro Cop’s life changed forever. He watched with stunned disbelief as UCD succumbed to lockdown restrictions and shut its doors to students. His sobs echoed through Newman…
Dawkins Address cancelled following controversial remarks on Evolution | TURBINE
The Trinity College Historical Society (The Hist) have cancelled an address by world-renowned professor Richard Dawkins, following the emergence of a number of controversial opinions he has previously expressed on…
Top Five places to Day-Drink on Campus | TURBINE
Student life is arguably the most important thing about attending University. Whether it has been going out for a few with the lads, or doing a line of something off…
Irish Freedom Party Representative Dolores Cahill to Head UCD Pandemic Response Team | TURBINE
With the semester just over the horizon alongside heightened COVID-19 case numbers, it’s understandable that students may be worried about their safety. However, fear no more, as the Turbine has…
Covid-19 or Hangover: Know the Differences | TURBINE
With the re-opening of wet pubs on the table, more and more UCD students fear for Covid concerns. Consistent with the recent trends of increased virus cases, numerous UCD students,…
Students’ Union (US): A Failed Experiment with Avant-Garde
It’s a Friday morning and I’m enjoying my usual café au lait and a pain au chocolat when I come across, well … what I can only describe as an…
TURBINE | The SU’s Ass: A Taste Test by The University Observer
To celebrate a wonderful year of being the propaganda arm of the UCD Students’ Union, we at The Turbine reached out to the staff of the University Observer to get…