The 39A Recipe: Full Student Meal, Packed with Alcohol and Noise
Prep time: 15 minutes at the bus stop (If it shows up) Cook time: Between 40 minutes and 2 hours (Depending on the traffic) Serves: You Right. When I was…
Turbine Investigation Team (TIT) Exclusive: The Day in the Life of a Government Advisor
Our chief investigator here at the Turbine Investigation Team (Or Top TIT as he’s most commonly known) recently got the chance to lift the veil on what a day in…
Bronze Statue Outside Sutherland Insists ‘It’s just the cold weather.’
Recently, The Turbine was able to catch up with everyone’s favourite nude, bronze statue to touch upon the changing seasons and the numerous hardships that come with it. Erected in…
The Turbine’s Astrology Forecast!
Do you live in constant fear of your own ability to make decisions for yourself? Are you otherwise fairly sensible but believe that shiny rocks have healing powers? Then you’ve…
Men in STEM initiative doesn’t garner expected support
Speaking at the recent launch of the UCD Men In STEM awareness campaign, organiser Daithí S. Monney, revealed that the initiative had not had the desired impact. Just four students…
Weekly ‘Fight to the death’ proposed to curb on-campus parking shortage
Following numerous complaints from students in relation to the shortage of parking on campus, and countless failed attempts to encourage those who have no access to public transport networks to…
Apathetic voters launch USI-DGAF Campaign | Turbine
Apathetic voters in the upcoming referendum on UCDSU’s membership of USI have launched their very own campaign, USI-Don’t Give A Fuck! The inaugural USI-DGAF Campaign is being run by Engineering…
the Tower 塔: The Year So Far.
The Turbine looks back at the inaugural year of UCD’s only CCP-sponsored satirical periodical, ‘the Tower 塔‘. While constant controversy has surrounded the launch of this throwaway rag, we can…
Leech 22: New Epidemic Sweeps Belfield
Researchers at UCD Medical School fear that this seasonal disease has been lying undetected for years and could have detrimental effects on students across the university. ‘Leeching’ mainly affects the…
The Toilets Worth a Journey to Shit in – Turbine Guide
In the good old days of the 1900s, when John Henry Newman was more than just a money-maker for UCD, a financially-dubious tyre company in smelly France decided to review…
Our Guide to Help Explain Why You’re Dropping Out to Your Parents
So, the highest grade you got in your midterms was 37% (and that was in Food Diet and Health), you don’t even know where the library is, and you’ve had…
‘UCD to rebrand as University Construction Dublin’?
The college, formerly known as University College Dublin, announced today that it would be rebranding as University Construction Dublin. The move is labelled as “shocking” by politicians and “utterly accurate”…