The 39A Recipe: Full Student Meal, Packed with Alcohol and Noise
Prep time: 15 minutes at the bus stop (If it shows up) Cook time: Between 40 minutes and 2 hours (Depending on the traffic) Serves: You Right. When I was…
Apathetic voters launch USI-DGAF Campaign | Turbine
Apathetic voters in the upcoming referendum on UCDSU’s membership of USI have launched their very own campaign, USI-Don’t Give A Fuck! The inaugural USI-DGAF Campaign is being run by Engineering…
the Tower 塔: The Year So Far.
The Turbine looks back at the inaugural year of UCD’s only CCP-sponsored satirical periodical, ‘the Tower 塔‘. While constant controversy has surrounded the launch of this throwaway rag, we can…
The Toilets Worth a Journey to Shit in – Turbine Guide
In the good old days of the 1900s, when John Henry Newman was more than just a money-maker for UCD, a financially-dubious tyre company in smelly France decided to review…
‘UCD to rebrand as University Construction Dublin’?
The college, formerly known as University College Dublin, announced today that it would be rebranding as University Construction Dublin. The move is labelled as “shocking” by politicians and “utterly accurate”…
Second-Year Politics Student Solves Racism in Twitter Thread | Turbine
Shock and disbelief emanated around social media and the wider world as Jason O’Connor wrote the definitive solution to all racism and discrimination in a 68-part Twitter thread. Despite having…
College Tribune start office hours to allow students designated times to abuse journalists! | Turbine
Are you a society auditor or SU candidate with a vendetta against a news reporter? Are you angry that your society isn’t filled entirely with angels? Or are you a…
“Students were the real virus all along!” claims Dolores Cahill
Just days after news broke that she had left UCD, Dolores ‘I’m not against vaccines but…’ Cahill has stated that “Students were the real virus all along!” in an interview…
Myth Busted? Is the Eiffel Tower hidden on campus? | Beagán As Fócas
We at the investigative wing of the Bollege Bribune have spent many many minutes investigating UCD’s most invigorating rumour… is Deeks hiding the Eiffel Tower somewhere on campus? After pictures…
Newman Students Force Communist Redesign of Blue Bird Café | Turbine
Students of UCD’s Newman building have spent the last 18 months protesting outside and conducting a letter-writing campaign to force UCD’s largest café to conduct a communist-themed redesign. Formerly known…
The Turbine’s Top 5 (REAL) Belfield Publications
UCD has many different student-run publications and the past year has seen even more of them pop into existence as students have simultaneously sat at home doing nothing while collecting…
Grilling Reopen Nominations | A Turbine Special Interview
The Turbine spoke to ReOpen Nominations (RON), a candidate running in every race in the UCDSU Executive Elections. RON has contested every election in the history of UCDSU so claims…