Leo Varadkar Cancels Snow Day | Turbine
Once a staple of school life every February, “snow days” have officially been cancelled. In an effort to curb the spread of COVID-19, Leo Varadkar has given strict but clear…
Student Horoscopes by Manét | Turbine
How is your semester going? Is week three giving you bad vibes, ma chérie? Don’t worry, just blame it on Aquarius season! Aries Oh mon Dieu, how are the anger…
Deeks and Anderson’s No Disadvantage Pantomime Review | Turbine
UCD and UCDSU came together during a difficult point in their relationship to create a pantomime. The relationship is in rocky waters at the moment as the SU believes that…
Campus UFO Sightings Down 98% last trimester | Turbine
UFO sightings on campus have hit a new low! A report from the UCD statistics office has confirmed that the number of sightings on the Belfield campus during the 2020…
“Powerwash Newman” Petition hits 30,000 Signatures | Turbine
An online petition urging campus administration to “powerwash the Newman building or demolish it” has hit 30,000 signatures, increasing pressure for action. The petition was created by a final-year engineering…
Santa’s Secret: Misconduct, Negligence and Scandal at the North Pole | Turbine
We interviewed Alabaster Snowball, Santa’s former employee and head elf at the North Pole HQ. Due to the strange occurrences taking place at North Pole HQ, Alabaster has been forced…
TD’s Vote To Replace €250 Payment With Applause For Student Nurses | Turbine
This Morning, the Dáil voted to replace the €250 payment with applause for student nurses and midwives. The payment is to go ahead as normal for all other third level…
Leinster Senior Cup Final 2021 To Be Held In Vale Do Lobo, Portugal | Turbine
With the current pandemic having stopped the world in its’ tracks, many sporting events have found themselves on hold this year. Events such as the Olympics and the European football…
Ceannlíne as Gaeilge | An Tuirbín
Dia duit, seo alt atá scríofa go hiomlán in Éirinnis. Léigh tríd an alt agus gheobhaidh tú amach go bhfuil gach rud chomh gaeilge agus nach bhfuil aon rud scríofa…
Online Lecture enters 12th Consecutive Hour | The Turbine
An online lecture, which was originally scheduled to be one hour in length, has entered its 12th consecutive hour. The incident, which is ongoing, has raised questions as to whether…
UCD To Re-Introduce ‘Yes Detriment’ Policy | Turbine
After much confusion and anxiety regarding whether University College Dublin would re-implement the already proven ‘Yes detriment policy’, Student Union President and bearer of bad news Conor Anderson confirmed the…