Welcome to Ireland
With the start of a new semester, a whole new wave of foreign students have arrived on campus. This semi-comprehensive list of 30 words and phrases should help anyone who…
Mini Basketball?
Attention UCD basketball players! Your University needs you! Following the completion of a new ¾ size basketball court located beside the student centre, buy viagra UCD’s Basketball club has decided…
The Turbine’s top 5 UCD sculptures
If you’ve spent any time around the new lake we’re sure you’ll have noticed that our campus has been graced by the presence of another statue. The sculpture joins the…
SU condemnation of UCD student
The Turbine can now confirm that UCD SU have issued a posthumous condemnation of a former Medicine student, Kevin Barry, for what has been deemed violent protest. On the morning…
Ginger separatists organise in UCD
It has recently come to the attention of the Turbine that a small group of revolutionaries have taken up residence in the bowels of UCD. The group, pharmacy who title…
Fine Gael launch new plan for economic recovery at Ard Fheis
The Fine Gael party, seek lead by Taoiseach Enda Kenny, medicine have launched a brave new plan for Irelands economic recovery. The plan, launched at this weeks Ard Fheis, consists…
Student Confederacy of Ireland declare their secession from the Union!
A splinter group within the Union of Students in Ireland has made the bold step of seceding from the Union, forming, what they have termed the Students Confederacy of Ireland.…
Turbine acquire a football team
In an effort to broaden our horizons, cure we at the Turbine have recently acquired a German ladies football team. We appeal to all our devoted and loyal readers to…
For a better Ireland
Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, sovaldi sale despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be defenestrated. While former IRA member Martin…
For a better Ireland
Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be defenestrated. While former IRA member Martin McGuiness faces…
SU Apply for a Mastercard
The Turbine can exclusively reveal that the bankrupt UCD Students’ Union has applied for several credit cards. The Turbine obtained the information by hacking into the voicemails of UCDSU President…