Freshers’ Week: Some Free Stuff You Can Bag
Beginning first year in a University can be seen as a daunting prospect for many. However it is also filled with opportunities. Opportunities to learn, to form new friendships, and,…
Second-Year Politics Student Solves Racism in Twitter Thread | Turbine
Shock and disbelief emanated around social media and the wider world as Jason O’Connor wrote the definitive solution to all racism and discrimination in a 68-part Twitter thread. Despite having…
College Tribune start office hours to allow students designated times to abuse journalists! | Turbine
Are you a society auditor or SU candidate with a vendetta against a news reporter? Are you angry that your society isn’t filled entirely with angels? Or are you a…
Law Students Rejoice At Coke FINALLY becoming the SECOND-MOST Used Drug By Students | Turbine
Shrieks of joy were to be heard from the Slitherland School of Law when news broke this week that coke has moved up ranks to become the second-most used illegal…
Myth Busted? Is the Eiffel Tower hidden on campus? | Beagán As Fócas
We at the investigative wing of the Bollege Bribune have spent many many minutes investigating UCD’s most invigorating rumour… is Deeks hiding the Eiffel Tower somewhere on campus? After pictures…
Newman Students Force Communist Redesign of Blue Bird Café | Turbine
Students of UCD’s Newman building have spent the last 18 months protesting outside and conducting a letter-writing campaign to force UCD’s largest café to conduct a communist-themed redesign. Formerly known…
The Turbine’s Top 5 (REAL) Belfield Publications
UCD has many different student-run publications and the past year has seen even more of them pop into existence as students have simultaneously sat at home doing nothing while collecting…
Quiz: Which UCD Building Are You? | Turbine
We have done the research, we have formulated the scientifical algorithms, and we can 100% guarantee that we will be guessing which UCD Building you are!
Why I Will Miss Level Five | Turbine
A lot of people nowadays are delighted we are exiting level five of lockdown… …but I am telling you folks, there is very little to be gained from re-entering civilisation.…
Government “Accidentally” Organises Some Vaccinations | Turbine
A set of teachers were contacted on Friday with an appointment for their vaccinations, and were vaccinated on Tuesday. By all accounts, the process was relatively painless. How could this…
Intercounty Travel Permitted “If Travelling by Plane”
In the first easing of restrictions in over 100 days, the government has permitted air travel between counties As of April 12th, it is now permitted to travel by plane…
UCD Student Centre Levy Scandal | Turbine
Many current UCD Students have been enquiring as to what the ‘Voluntary’ student centre levy is being used for as the student centre remains closed. At the Turbine, we decided…