The Turbine does: Exams
Well, buy viagra it had to happen someday. Winter is coming, the air has a chill to it, and exam season is almost upon us. Thankfully, the Turbine is on…
Turbine: Shirt Threatens To Brainwash Generation Of Pre-Teens Into Hating Science
In the wake of the controversy caused by the shirt worn by European Space Agency’s Matt Taylor during an interview after his mission’s success, levitra hundreds of young girls have…
The Turbine Does: Music
In this new feature, shop the Turbine will attempt to do one of the sections of the paper better than said section. Since we consistently outperform the News section in…
Pay and Display for Cyclists Later this Year
UCD’s buildings office has triumphed once more in its efforts to milk the student population for every last cent in their pockets. Following the overwhelmingly positive reaction to their recent…
Welcome to Ireland
With the start of a new semester, a whole new wave of foreign students have arrived on campus. This semi-comprehensive list of 30 words and phrases should help anyone who…
Mini Basketball?
Attention UCD basketball players! Your University needs you! Following the completion of a new ¾ size basketball court located beside the student centre, buy viagra UCD’s Basketball club has decided…
The Turbine’s top 5 UCD sculptures
If you’ve spent any time around the new lake we’re sure you’ll have noticed that our campus has been graced by the presence of another statue. The sculpture joins the…
SU condemnation of UCD student
The Turbine can now confirm that UCD SU have issued a posthumous condemnation of a former Medicine student, Kevin Barry, for what has been deemed violent protest. On the morning…
Ginger separatists organise in UCD
It has recently come to the attention of the Turbine that a small group of revolutionaries have taken up residence in the bowels of UCD. The group, pharmacy who title…
Fine Gael launch new plan for economic recovery at Ard Fheis
The Fine Gael party, seek lead by Taoiseach Enda Kenny, medicine have launched a brave new plan for Irelands economic recovery. The plan, launched at this weeks Ard Fheis, consists…
Student Confederacy of Ireland declare their secession from the Union!
A splinter group within the Union of Students in Ireland has made the bold step of seceding from the Union, forming, what they have termed the Students Confederacy of Ireland.…