As the Editor of the Turbine, the only UCD paper not to have been sued in the last 2 years, I feel it is necessary to officially state something that has been on our minds for many weeks. I would like to announce that the Turbine is now officially a Pro-Deeks paper. This will not lead to a change in the quality of the reporting in this paper as we will continue to pump out the propaganda pieces which we receive from the Tierney Building. If you have an issue with this stance, please email email@example.com to request our IBAN. Additionally, we would like to ask you if you have time to talk about Our Lord and Savior Andrew Deeks.
Dugh Hooley – Turbine Puppet Ruler